Our Glorious Leader needs your help. While visiting Grande Prairie Glorious Leader uncovered a widespread conspiracy to defraud the taxpayer of their sweat-soaked loonies. This massive fraud is being perpetrated by none other than the Fake Disabled. Dear Leader believes that the extravagance of $800 dollars a month offered by the AISH program is attracting the wrong kind of people.
Our leader needs our help now more than ever and is now asking you to do your part in uncovering these con artists and getting them off the public purse.
What can you do to help?
Spot the fraudsters and expose them. Watch for people who are:
1. Smoking.
2. Wearing cowboy hats.
3. Yipping.
4. Trying to get sympathy instead of being manly.
Dear Leader also asks you to teach your children about self-reliance, sacrifice, and how to live without a respirator.
Report any suspicious people you find directly to the Leader so he can publicly denounce them, and let them know that you know about them.
Our Leader is always trying to outsmart the enemy, which is why he has three different web sites where you can report the suspicious activity of the so called "handicapped".
http://www.assembly.ab.ca/lao/mla/contact.asp?RNumber=09
http://www.gov.ab.ca/home/index.cfm?page=23
http://www.gov.ab.ca/premier/
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