MENOMONIE, Wis. (AP) - Debbie Hulleman's pet dog Pepper likes to chew things.
She's gnawed on lipstick canisters, shampoo bottles, ball point pens, toothpaste and now the list includes nearly US$750 in cash - gobbled right down.
Usually you need an MBA in order to turn cash into dog shit.
Its a stupid story, but wholly redeemed by my excellent punch line.
And yes, the story goes on to explain how they recovered the money in the back yard. Sorry to spoil. Please recommend this post