Everytime I listen to BBC Radio Scotland they tell some weird story. Last week they were phoning in and requesting songs by Gordon Lightfoot. They probably listen to the Canadian Railroad Trilogy and think ah the Colonies, how quaint. Yeah Scotty, there's a bunch of guys out in my back yard swinging sledge hammers and eating beans.
This week it was this one:
...a 12 year old got bored at the family dinner party and decided to leave early and go visit some friends. it was quite rude of her not to tell anyone where she was going, especially since she took dad's car. Being drunk and generally uncooperative with law enforcement officials did not help much when she got pulled over and arrested.
Keep an eye on that kid she's going places.
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