Replacement Please

Could you please join with me in writing to the American Embassy and asking for a replacement Ambassador. The current one does not seem to be functioning properly. I believe he is under warranty and that they are obligated to replace the defective product. Apparently, every once in a while the Ambassador-3000 robotic series goes buggy and develops delusions of grandeur.

When contacting the Embassy use the following talking points.

• Could you please just shut him up.
• You said he was leaving for the private sector. When?
• Why is he such an annoying brain dead hack?
• Could you please just shut him up.
• There is more to Canada than the Fraser Institute, the Alberta Government and Sun Media.
• We are not stupid colonial rubes who need to be lectured daily by a gaseous overbloated self-inflated overly hyperbolic 5th rate talk show host. (Charles Adler was here first)
  
• Once again, could you please just shut him up.
• Lets see what else...Oh, yeah, our Prime Minister does not report to the Ambassador.

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